The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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