Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
