remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We are all done wearing pants today
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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