thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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