At least make sure they are 18
Why
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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