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  • Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 8:45pm

    Next time you use big words, try and use one that makes sense. The use of legitimately in this text in no way reinforces the statement. And those of you that want to say I'm "The word police" or "Grammar Nazi" can play a nice quiet game of hide and go fuck yourselves. Have a nice day, and fuck off.

  • Submitted by uAllSuck on Oct 22, 10 at 7:29pm

    It was all downhill after Full House got cancelled.

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    Submitted by klangford on Oct 22, 10 at 6:11pm

    Were you honest....did you tell her it was really dandruff?

  • Submitted by joshryan4424 on Oct 22, 10 at 7:17pm

    I love that the OP thinks the word "legitimately" makes us believe him... Full of shit...

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    Submitted by funkwalter on Oct 22, 10 at 7:09pm

    No. No you didn't.

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    Submitted by aMFb on Oct 23, 10 at 10:00am

    Why do people care so much if it's true or not. Jeez, buzz killingtons.

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    Submitted by NYSE on Oct 22, 10 at 11:00pm

    So in a lawfully recognized manner, you woke up to a girl snorting coke off you dick? I don't think you lawfully allowed that to happen seeing as you weren't awake to consent for that to happen. Therefore, the use of the word "legitimate" was improperly used.

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    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Oct 22, 10 at 6:40pm

    Trying to?

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 22, 10 at 11:01pm

    ttesroD, you must at least agree that it's better that op used legitimately instead of the now common "legitly". I'm glad to see people use real words, not bastard short hand.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 23, 10 at 5:40pm

      You make a valid point

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    Submitted by Sneelok on Oct 22, 10 at 9:19pm

    Not only does it not make sense in this context, it also just sounds awkward. How do you legitimately wake up?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 10 at 3:42pm

    Fuk yesss!!!

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Howbot on Oct 22, 10 at 9:46pm

    She was TRYING TO but his dick was probably too small. Not such a good morning after all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 10 at 7:21am

    Wow..dick insuffulation...is there no shame lol

  • 62 72
    Submitted by queezyweezay on Oct 23, 10 at 4:58pm

    Bullcrap liar

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 23, 10 at 10:19pm

    Stupid and fake

  • 56 68
    Submitted by huami on Oct 22, 10 at 9:55pm

    Sure it wasn't crabs..... Her nose must have been itchy.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 22, 10 at 5:01pm

    This is so awesome, I want to be you

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    Submitted by takinAshit on Oct 24, 10 at 3:15pm

    You're a liar. Why do you want to go through life being a lying liar who lies about things that are lies in the first place...a ligitamate lie from a ligitamate liar. Ligitamate

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    Submitted by fukame on Oct 24, 10 at 12:59pm

    TtesroD, you are a butthurt bitch, find a hobby that isn't confined to calling people out on their grammar and enjoy the humor of the website.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 24, 10 at 6:41pm

      Uh-huh...and your opinion matters to me...why?

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    Submitted by James2869 on Oct 23, 10 at 12:13am

    I wanna try it with u lol

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    Submitted by princess21 on Oct 22, 10 at 6:09pm

    Favorite tfln evvveerrr!

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 8:43pm

      The only reason you like this is because it involves a dick.

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        Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 28, 10 at 6:06pm

        whats wrong with that?

    • 52 60
      Submitted by erk123 on Oct 23, 10 at 3:15am

      princess, people like you need to die from cock overdose

  • 53 75
    Submitted by angrypirate on Oct 22, 10 at 5:22pm

    That's a win!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by treefitty13 on Oct 23, 10 at 11:41am

    Agree wit pissed off dude below me

  • 47 81
    Submitted by christheblack on Oct 22, 10 at 3:50pm

    Bitches now in days

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 24, 10 at 4:00am

    it was probably a short line being how legitamately small your dick is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 10 at 9:06pm

    Dude, you ARE a fuckin grammar Nazi. Legitimately definetely works in this sentence. If you think otherwise, then you're the dumbest self-proclaimed grammar Nazi ever. The sentence's truthfulness is questionable though.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 23, 10 at 5:43pm

      Think about this for just a second. He legitimately woke up to a girl trying to snort coke off his dick. How do you illegitimately wake up to a girl snorting coke off your dick? It's like saying I legitimately took a dump, which still makes no sense whatsoever, but neither does illegitimately taking a dump. How would someone even pull off waking up illegitimately? Think before you speak Anonymous.

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    Submitted by bmoney24 on Jan 12, 13 at 12:42am

    Fake or not...way to share