I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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Next time you use big words, try and use one that makes sense. The use of legitimately in this text in no way reinforces the statement. And those of you that want to say I'm "The word police" or "Grammar Nazi" can play a nice quiet game of hide and go fuck yourselves. Have a nice day, and fuck off.
It was all downhill after Full House got cancelled.
Were you honest....did you tell her it was really dandruff?
I love that the OP thinks the word "legitimately" makes us believe him... Full of shit...
No. No you didn't.
Why do people care so much if it's true or not. Jeez, buzz killingtons.
ttesroD, you must at least agree that it's better that op used legitimately instead of the now common "legitly". I'm glad to see people use real words, not bastard short hand.
You make a valid point
Not only does it not make sense in this context, it also just sounds awkward. How do you legitimately wake up?
So in a lawfully recognized manner, you woke up to a girl snorting coke off you dick? I don't think you lawfully allowed that to happen seeing as you weren't awake to consent for that to happen. Therefore, the use of the word "legitimate" was improperly used.
Wow..dick insuffulation...is there no shame lol
She was TRYING TO but his dick was probably too small. Not such a good morning after all.
I wanna try it with u lol
That's a win!
This is so awesome, I want to be you
Sure it wasn't crabs..... Her nose must have been itchy.
Favorite tfln evvveerrr!
The only reason you like this is because it involves a dick.
whats wrong with that?
princess, people like you need to die from cock overdose
Stupid and fake
You're a liar. Why do you want to go through life being a lying liar who lies about things that are lies in the first place...a ligitamate lie from a ligitamate liar. Ligitamate
Agree wit pissed off dude below me
TtesroD, you are a butthurt bitch, find a hobby that isn't confined to calling people out on their grammar and enjoy the humor of the website.
Uh-huh...and your opinion matters to me...why?
Dude, you ARE a fuckin grammar Nazi. Legitimately definetely works in this sentence. If you think otherwise, then you're the dumbest self-proclaimed grammar Nazi ever. The sentence's truthfulness is questionable though.
Think about this for just a second. He legitimately woke up to a girl trying to snort coke off his dick. How do you illegitimately wake up to a girl snorting coke off your dick? It's like saying I legitimately took a dump, which still makes no sense whatsoever, but neither does illegitimately taking a dump. How would someone even pull off waking up illegitimately? Think before you speak Anonymous.
This shit is hilarious!
Bitches now in days
it was probably a short line being how legitamately small your dick is.
Fake or not...way to share