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  • Hahaha why can't people be optimistic!! This is badasss!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Is this funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:29pm
  • This dumb crap gets posted? You know it's possible that he had something OTHER than alcohol right? I wonder what the mods are thinking when they post half the texts on here.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 11:07pm
  • There was a post like this a few months ago... Only funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:18am
  • Seriously tfln is too damn obsessed with this "omg" college" bullshit... Like the only people who drink go to universities. Congrats you drink on Fridays!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:50am
  • Huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09am
  • wait wait wait! how the fuck is drinking in class funny?! he could be drinking donkey piss and its still not funny. its nothing more than a mildly rare everyday thing!!! dog gammit tfln, pull your shit together and stop posting anything you receive! "a child in my local park just went down a slide wearing shorts. hello third wednesday of april. ."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:57pm
  • its first friday ...the first friday of every month u blackout...

    Submitted by wipemedown on Jan 16, 10 at 1:57am
  • 3:50 and 12:52 you guys need to calm down. If your just gonna get pissed at all these maybe you should just leave cause some people come to this website to have fun. You guys just want to make fun of someone to try and improve your pathetic little lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:07am
  • 10:14 said fuck god and all that fabricated bull in the same sentence,lol. How can you hate something and not believe in it at the same time. Lmao you're worthless,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:24am
  • The comments have become way more entertaining than the texts on this bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:12am
  • The holy Grail?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Lawl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:28pm
  • solo cups are such a cliche in college " o look im in college and im cool cuz im drinking out of a red cup filled with nasty cheap booze hahah"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Religion class? Isn't that what churches are for?

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jan 15, 10 at 10:39pm
    • No, it is possible to learn about a religion without practicing it.

      Submitted by mtaguyman on Jan 21, 10 at 2:23pm
  • dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:27pm
  • This is stupid. I wore pants hello first Friday of second semester. Tee hee hee so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:41am
  • 2:04 I saw rebelution yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:46am
  • 9:13 maybe drinking in class isn't hilarious to everyone. Yes I get the irony it's a religion class and he's drinking. Oh em gee. The most annoying part of this txt is "hello first Friday of second semester".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:26am
  • Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Red cup = alchahol. It's a party thing. You would no what I'm talking about if u had freinds and went to parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:24am
    • Since you don't know how to spell, I'm assuming you are 12 years old and shouldn't be on this site. Way to make yourself look like a complete fuck up.

      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 16, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Wow 4:51, you're dense. Safe bet is you never went to college, so you don't get the humor ... Or understand the concept of a liberal arts (can't wait for you to misinterpret that word) education.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:18am
  • A.) you're taking a fucking religion class B.) wow he has a red cup horray C.) you'readouche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:51am
  • It was probably grape juice numnuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:44am
  • He's going to hell now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:51am
  • Blaaaaah. Let's get some new material, yeah?

    Submitted by anna_rexia on Jan 16, 10 at 12:50am
  • You know those things can hold other beverages besides alcoholic ones, right?

    Submitted by yeaaaah on Jan 15, 10 at 10:35pm
  • 12:29 drink acid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:04am
  • Fuck god and all that Fabracated bull

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Rebelutiooooon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:04am
  • First?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Hey there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets :P it's www.whatasecret.com

    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 16, 10 at 12:07am
  • I do not get it tho..???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:23am
  • I don't get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:27am
  • 8:24 is just a few fries short of a happy meal......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Lol my friend sent this we go to pepperdine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:29am
  • Tippy Cup?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:23am
  • GET OVER IT. if you dont like the post shut up and move on, cause honestly you're annoying, and nobody cares. thanks (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:41pm
    • GET OVER IT. If someone hates the post because it's stupid and not funny, let them. Honestly, you're annoying for bitching about other peoples bitching and crazy to think people care what you think. Thanks =).

      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 16, 10 at 12:29am
  • Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:26pm
  • There was a post like this a couple months ago. This one is not as funny :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:17am
  • this is the dumbest one ever posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:08am
  • I can just hear someone actually saying: hello first Friday of second 2nd semester! And wanting to punch them in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:52pm
  • rutgers.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:57am
  • Obviously, it was a solo cup which means he was drinking in class, which is hilarious. I wish you high school kids never found this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:13am
    • Like I said to someone else, if you still think red cups are funny you are most likely 12 years old. So many fucking morons in this thread I swear. Having a red cup does not mean you are fucking drinking.

      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 16, 10 at 12:48pm
  • I heard it was filled with blood. Jesus' blood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:06am
  • vvvv amen!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:24am
  • Lol my friend sent this we go to pepperdine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:30am