yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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