There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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Ummmm, why not just leave?
Hard to plead insanity when you shoot the piano player. You may get away with it if you shoot a trumpet player before noon.
Dizzy Gillespie? Miles Davis? Louis Armstrong? Wynton Marsalis? Shame on you. Some great trumpet players out there.