you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I wouldn't have danced with you, no matter how hot you are, simply because that's such a conceited, asshole move.
He said "on" not "with". I'd buy you a few rounds to watch you stomp your heels into some idiot.
I'd drink those rounds... But FYI, I'd kick his ass for free. ;) I HATE douchbags that act like that!!!
oh god I hate when guys do that in clubs...its like DUDE YOU AND HALF THE OTHER GUYS IN HERE! only difference is he is a narcissist and spent the time and money waxing...I dunno I just see him as pathetic now if he had that "sabertooth from the xmen cartoons 24pack goin on then I could see showing off
Who said he waxes his body hair? Probably looks like a 350lb grizzly bear & STILL thinks he's sexy... Ugh, all the more reason to shove my 5" stilettos up his ass!!!
aaagh aaagh aaagh god the horror...wow wait... you have small feet...size five? shit I'm a 12..bet I could pick you up easy...
five inches..not size 5.
I'm 5ft2in, weigh 114lbs, am very flexible, and wear a size 6 shoe. I also own quite a collection of rifles, shotguns, and pistols and am not afraid to use any of them. I carry my CWP proudly!
Get 'em girl. I have my CWP also. I think I just fell in love with you. Living in the strict gun law state of CA I don't meet girls like you.
Who needs a 6 pack when ya got a keg???....
it's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine
The bigger they are, the harder they fart
Lol oh how I love women who get all pissy and riled up over stupid ass shit. First off how conceited of YOU to assume he would've asked you to be one of those girls dancing on him. I mean really. And on that note, if you were the only girl who didn't get asked probably felt insufficient. Get over yourself
Also- even if he is a pig for wanting that-which honestly it's his business who cares? you wouldn't have to spit in his face or stomp him, just say no and walk away. Simple solution that allows you to maintain some dignity rather than waving firearms and wielding stilettos over some stupid comment a stranger made.