What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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