Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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