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  • 88 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:53am

    I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he busted a load in you.

  • 82 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:09am

    12:05 - my thoughts exactly! ♥ chicos

  • 85 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:52pm

    Party in the USA yeaaaayeaaaa

  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:13pm

    Ah....el cerros....those margaritas really catch up with you

  • 76 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:35am

    Anonymous said... I'm guessing he ended up waking up alone with a migrain stupid dick xxx thinking and talking boys can't multitask lol :-) September 21, 2009 9:31AM Umm.... What?

  • 82 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:26am

    He passed out and you Fucked some other girl?

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:42am

    I think there was some key punctuation missing, 9:35. Still, umm.... what?

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:44am

    Why does every other text on this site use the word proceeded? I swear every text starts off blah blah beginning of story, then he/she proceeded blah blach something dumb blah blah

  • 87 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:38am

    Fuckung slut..shoulve came in your face

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:17am

    Where's "proceeded guy"??!!! Ya like this one???

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:54am

    I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he busted a load in you.

  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:05pm

    9:55 sounds like my kind of guy. :)

  • 67 53
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 12, 10 at 9:37pm

    Uno Milo hombre!

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:48pm

    i bet his name was jeff merchant

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:30pm

    you went home, he passed out in the car on the way, and you had to drag him and his whiskey dick into the house and he slept on the bathroom floor while you went to bed and diddled yourself to sleep

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:15am

    There you are. I proceeded to laugh at your constant bitching about the word proceeded.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:30pm

    Prayer and repentance?

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:16pm

    He passed out and u busted a load in him...

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:05pm

    sounds like a gulp of mexico (or 6!) from chico's did this poor guy in...

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23am

    There isn't a 9:57... DICK

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:23am

    He passed out? Got sick at your place maybe

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:53am

    I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he blew a load in you.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 20, 11 at 3:25am

    I'm guessing pretty well considering the night he had promised...?

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:55am

    Duct tape helps make unwilling bitches take it!

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:31am

    I'm guessing he ended up waking up alone with a migrain stupid dick xxx thinking and talking boys can't multitask lol :-)

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:11am

    9:57 FUCK YOU AND STFU

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:37am

    Stop being a pussy and just take it. That's what my teacher always told me.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:16am

    Sounds like it went pretty well

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:08pm

    Hey, 'proceeded guy' maybe the reason everybody uses the word 'proceeded' is because it works! It's telling a story, which is exactly what the word helps to do. Ass.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:38pm

    Anonymous said... Duct tape helps make unwilling bitches take it! September 21, 2009 9:55AM You never get laid