he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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