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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm

    Then how'd you know he was watching for 5 minutes?!

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    why does it have to be all freshman 5:59? i'm sure there are plently of losers out there who are doing the same

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am

    I love all the soviet Russia things hahahaha. What is that from?!?

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:44pm

    He probably means that he had been getting head for 5 minutes and when it was over he looked up to see the bum standing there. That's why he was assuming the 5 minutes. Not that hard people!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:50pm

    What he meant is, "I just watched some kid getting head for five minutes before he noticed and then I stole his phone." Crazy bums!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:24pm

    Agreed. The OP is a liar or a dumbass or both.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    Was he jackin it behind a dumpster? I would have gone vigilante on his ass.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:34pm

    If they're lying, I mean

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am

    In Soviet Russia..bums give head to you

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:55pm

    im a freshmen and i just wanna say... FUCK YOU 5:59

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:31am

    1:38 LOL. I've seen you post that on like 15 different tfln's hahaha

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:33pm

    Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:49am

    If u didn't notice him, how do u know he watched for 5 min? Fake

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm

    How do you know he was there for 5 minutes if you didn't notice him..

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:44pm

    How do u know he was there for 5 mins ??? Your full of !

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:46pm

    I had a family of 4 watch me get head in a mall parking lot

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:35pm

    That's happened to me before

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:48am

    I love cheesy poofs

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:49pm

    5min?! you pussy liar, i bet you don't even last that long!

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:49pm

    why would you give head in the middle of the street

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:01am

    Homeless cock tastes like a mixture of goat cheese, rat feces, and dead pigeon

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:40pm

    How could u not notice his filthy index finger in your ass?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am

    Soviet Russia is from family guy

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:57pm

    Living in the same area code, I do not see this as that big of a shocking experience. haha

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:14pm

    Did you give him a high five? Or at least a thumbs up?

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:43am

    Stfu, at least you got head.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:56am

    Represent the 616... Getting head in single digit temperatures- Huzzah.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm

    If you didn't notice him how do you know how long he was there before you noticed him? Moron

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am

    Thanks 2:38! Been waitin all night for that

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am

    2:16 I'm loving the always sunny reference

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:48pm

    Lol in Russia bums give you head!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:47pm

    He's just curious

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm

    I'm reading this while getting head

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:50pm

    how did you know he watched you for 5 minutes if you didnt even notice him? i really dont get this text..

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29pm

    1:51... Haha... Just wit until you see the pictures I posted on Epic Fail of your hooch mouth on captain jelly dick. Love, Your favorite bum

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm

    it would be a good night if she kept going

  • 46 50
    Submitted by korii on Dec 23, 10 at 7:41pm

    At least you didnt give a guy head and have to listen to his friends having a circle jerk while they watched

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:20pm

    I'm in the 616 too! That sucks anyway.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:48pm

    how could you tell it wasnt 5 seconds?!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:35pm

    I'm reading this while giving head.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    Freshman(?) are you retarded?

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41pm

    How do you know it was 5 min if you didn't notice him? Hahaha. I could totally believe this happening tho.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38pm

    In soviet russia you watch bums get head!

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45pm

    how do you know the time frame if you didnt notice him?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:28pm

    In Soviet Russia, bum gives head to you!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:16pm

    It's been freezing in Michigan. All bums are in shelters. You're not getting head at 15 degrees.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:33am

    How would you know if he was there for five minutes if you didn't notice him?

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:09pm

    Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck off

  • 26 49
    Submitted by dmil13 on Apr 18, 12 at 11:36pm

    I guess that'll do if you don't have cable....

  • 36 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:56am

    I would fuck a bum lady for money. Even if the cooch smelled like garbage I would still clean out her sewage pipes