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  • Then how'd you know he was watching for 5 minutes?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
  • why does it have to be all freshman 5:59? i'm sure there are plently of losers out there who are doing the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm
  • He probably means that he had been getting head for 5 minutes and when it was over he looked up to see the bum standing there. That's why he was assuming the 5 minutes. Not that hard people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:44pm
  • 1:38 LOL. I've seen you post that on like 15 different tfln's hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:31am
  • I love all the soviet Russia things hahahaha. What is that from?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am
  • Represent the 616... Getting head in single digit temperatures- Huzzah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:56am
  • What he meant is, "I just watched some kid getting head for five minutes before he noticed and then I stole his phone." Crazy bums!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:50pm
  • In Soviet Russia..bums give head to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • im a freshmen and i just wanna say... FUCK YOU 5:59

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:55pm
  • I'm reading this while getting head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Did you give him a high five? Or at least a thumbs up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:14pm
  • How do u know he was there for 5 mins ??? Your full of !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:33pm
  • If u didn't notice him, how do u know he watched for 5 min? Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:49am
  • Living in the same area code, I do not see this as that big of a shocking experience. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:57pm
  • How do you know he was there for 5 minutes if you didn't notice him..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
  • If they're lying, I mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Agreed. The OP is a liar or a dumbass or both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:24pm
  • 2:16 I'm loving the always sunny reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am
  • I love cheesy poofs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:48am
  • If you didn't notice him how do you know how long he was there before you noticed him? Moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm
  • It's been freezing in Michigan. All bums are in shelters. You're not getting head at 15 degrees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:16pm
  • How do you know it was 5 min if you didn't notice him? Hahaha. I could totally believe this happening tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41pm
  • How would you know if he was there for five minutes if you didn't notice him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:33am
  • Homeless cock tastes like a mixture of goat cheese, rat feces, and dead pigeon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:01am
  • Was he jackin it behind a dumpster? I would have gone vigilante on his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am
  • why would you give head in the middle of the street

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:49pm
  • how did you know he watched you for 5 minutes if you didnt even notice him? i really dont get this text..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:50pm
  • How could u not notice his filthy index finger in your ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:40pm
  • That's happened to me before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:35pm
  • 1:51... Haha... Just wit until you see the pictures I posted on Epic Fail of your hooch mouth on captain jelly dick. Love, Your favorite bum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29pm
  • Thanks 2:38! Been waitin all night for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am
  • I'm reading this while giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:35pm
  • I had a family of 4 watch me get head in a mall parking lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:46pm
  • In soviet russia you watch bums get head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Freshman(?) are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm
  • 5min?! you pussy liar, i bet you don't even last that long!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Stfu, at least you got head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:43am
  • He's just curious

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:47pm
  • how could you tell it wasnt 5 seconds?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:48pm
  • it would be a good night if she kept going

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
  • At least you didnt give a guy head and have to listen to his friends having a circle jerk while they watched

    Submitted by korii on Dec 23, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Soviet Russia is from family guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am
  • I'm in the 616 too! That sucks anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:20pm
  • In Soviet Russia, bum gives head to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:28pm
  • how do you know the time frame if you didnt notice him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Lol in Russia bums give you head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:48pm
  • I guess that'll do if you don't have cable....

    Submitted by dmil13 on Apr 18, 12 at 11:36pm
  • Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:09pm
  • I would fuck a bum lady for money. Even if the cooch smelled like garbage I would still clean out her sewage pipes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:56am