Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Then how'd you know he was watching for 5 minutes?!
why does it have to be all freshman 5:59? i'm sure there are plently of losers out there who are doing the same
I love all the soviet Russia things hahahaha. What is that from?!?
He probably means that he had been getting head for 5 minutes and when it was over he looked up to see the bum standing there. That's why he was assuming the 5 minutes. Not that hard people!
Represent the 616...
Getting head in single digit temperatures- Huzzah.
im a freshmen and i just wanna say... FUCK YOU 5:59
LOL. I've seen you post that on like 15 different tfln's hahaha
In Soviet Russia..bums give head to you
What he meant is, "I just watched some kid getting head for five minutes before he noticed and then I stole his phone." Crazy bums!
How do u know he was there for 5 mins ???
Your full of !
Agreed. The OP is a liar or a dumbass or both.
I'm reading this while getting head
Did you give him a high five? Or at least a thumbs up?
If u didn't notice him, how do u know he watched for 5 min? Fake
How do you know he was there for 5 minutes if you didn't notice him..
Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..
Living in the same area code, I do not see this as that big of a shocking experience. haha
2:16 I'm loving the always sunny reference
If they're lying, I mean
It's been freezing in Michigan. All bums are in shelters. You're not getting head at 15 degrees.
How do you know it was 5 min if you didn't notice him? Hahaha. I could totally believe this happening tho.
Was he jackin it behind a dumpster? I would have gone vigilante on his ass.
If you didn't notice him how do you know how long he was there before you noticed him? Moron
How would you know if he was there for five minutes if you didn't notice him?
I love cheesy poofs
Homeless cock tastes like a mixture of goat cheese, rat feces, and dead pigeon
why would you give head in the middle of the street
In soviet russia you watch bums get head!
1:51... Haha... Just wit until you see the pictures I posted on Epic Fail of your hooch mouth on captain jelly dick.
Your favorite bum
Thanks 2:38! Been waitin all night for that
5min?! you pussy liar, i bet you don't even last that long!
how did you know he watched you for 5 minutes if you didnt even notice him? i really dont get this text..
I'm reading this while giving head.
That's happened to me before
How could u not notice his filthy index finger in your ass?
Freshman(?) are you retarded?
I had a family of 4 watch me get head in a mall parking lot
how could you tell it wasnt 5 seconds?!
At least you didnt give a guy head and have to listen to his friends having a circle jerk while they watched
Stfu, at least you got head.
He's just curious
Soviet Russia is from family guy
I'm in the 616 too!
That sucks anyway.
it would be a good night if she kept going
In Soviet Russia, bum gives head to you!
how do you know the time frame if you didnt notice him?
Lol in Russia bums give you head!
I guess that'll do if you don't have cable....
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck off
I would fuck a bum lady for money. Even if the cooch smelled like garbage I would still clean out her sewage pipes