we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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