My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Jesus Christ! TFLN posters are worse than I thought-- honey, it's fine. Most of us are a bit uneven, and very imperfect. Love yourself! And if not, come over here and let me
Just tell guys that you weren't sure if they would like bigger boobs or smaller and firmer so you decided to go with both
Its nothing to get depressed about... my left nut hangs about 1/2 inch lower than my right one but Im just happy i still have them both!
Gives a new meaning to Biggie Smalls
Haha, Dave Chappelle. "Killa momma had one big titty, and one little titty..."
on the bright side you could take home 3rd and 5th place in a wet tshirt contest.... unless her hands are huge...
Or 1st and 3rd. Its all about perspective.
or make your left hand bigger
Statistically the size of each breast of a wan typically varies about 5%. If your breasts are that unbalanced, see a doc as soon as you can. It could be a cyst or some other growth.
Mismatched tits are hot.
I have the same problem, d and dd, it's all good. Own it! :)
You're still fine, anything more then a handful is a waste.
A boyfriend once told me more than a mouthful is a waste.
Lmao yea not really.. but as I'm not a fan of big tits I gotta agree with the first post.. but yea there is purpose for a few extra inches.. and gods help those lacking
Pics or it didn't happen!
You're only noticing this now?? How is that possible!?
You people saying she needs to fix it are being stupid. Thats natural.
my gf has that, its more common than you think. but hers isnt as bad as youra
Girl, I have the same thing, my left one is WAY bigger! I call her Big Lefty the Party Boob! Everyone says my tits are still hot! Esp my boyfriend. Relax don't worry about it!
I am in the 203 too and love mismatched boobs. I also think there is no such thing as "a handful is plenty". I love your lopsided breasteses. Call me. Love you.
It's supposed to be that way
BigBoy13...WHAT!?! Anything more than a handful is a waste?? I take offense! No one has ever told me that my ample bossom was a "waste"! A waste of what? Awesomeness! So, guys always stare at my chest because they think it's a waste and wish my boobs were smaller? Hhmmppff!
You gotta tell the girl somethin to keep her from goin into a huge depression at which time you will NOT be gettin laid
Shut your mouth right now. No one cares.
One is supposed to be bigger. Normally its the left one. Same with testis haha normally the left is the bigger one. Humans are not symmetrical. See which eye is bigger. And which ear is higher up.
welcome to reality. visit again soon. and please post pix of the alleged size differential. (-;
If you don't like it, then you can always have the larger one reduced or have implant in both to even them out. Of course i sure no man will notice the size difference.
@BigBoy13 : my ex bf said that until I took off my shirt. He said there were rare exceptions.
how old are you? it may fix itself at some point. That's a pretty big difference though. www.sftlolz.com
Thanks for the warning.
Are the suckable? Are they fuckable? Are they soft? Yes. Well baby you are good to go
You watched that manswers too?
This is probably the least negative thing on tfln
Hopefully one hand is just bigger than the other
Get a boob job
Fairfield is so like this. The last like 5 girls I've been with are so asymmetrical in the breast department.
It depends on which hand is dominant. If you're right handed, it's typical for your right breast to be smaller. Since you use your right arm more, the right side of your chest is worked more, building the muscle behind it and causing the breast to be perkier.
see a doctor. for real
@ little hacker. Just how stupid are you? Your testicle hangs lower so that you can cross leg without smashing your nutts. Damn your a loser.
It's almost like you have 3 boobs... Hottt
I'm in the same boat! Left is a D and right is a C. I've gotten over depression and make jokes about it now. Money can fix anything as soon as I hit the lotto!
OMFG IM IN THE 203 TOO AND I HAVE TO SAME PROBLEM EXCEPT OPPOSITE BOOBS HAHAHAHAHA
That is awful, negatively affects your aesthetic value, self-esteem, and your back. Get that fixed.
if we're speaking in terms of handfuls, i doubt her back will be effected...
I'd think that Figuratively is hurling sarcasm just to see who bites
one would hope, otherwise that's super douchey.
Jesus Christ that's a big difference. you need to get that fixed and make your right boob bigger.