If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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