I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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