this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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