I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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