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  • 84 62
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 28, 11 at 12:44pm

    I just paid a homeless guy 5 dollars to let me put a cigarette out on his chest. Get on my level.

  • 90 84
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 27, 11 at 1:24pm

    pretty much a douche bag move if you ask me

  • 79 67
    Submitted by KenyaSwallow on Aug 28, 11 at 8:49am

    How is that a d bag move? I'm sure the dude let him do it.

  • 72 70
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 28, 11 at 11:58pm

    Why exactly was there a stapler laying around by a sword swallower? Did he visit your cubicle?

  • 68 76
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 28, 11 at 9:37am

    Five more dollars, and you'll get your sword swallowed.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Thesexyteeny on Sep 25, 11 at 2:08pm

    I'm betting good money I've seen this sword swallower naked...