I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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