I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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