Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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