so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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