Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
no, he came in my armpit
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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