Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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The DA wouldn't be his attorney. The DA is the one prosecuting him!!
Guys... he got away with it because the lawyer prosecuting him was the chick he fucked, so she didn't charge him or try hard to charge him I guess... how did you not get that?
You sir, are winning. That was epic. And who does anal on a one night stand? Your attorney!
Awesome! Just awesome! Attorneys are whores, some of the worst because they think they know the law and what they can truly get away with (argue). Nice job!