Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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