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  • Submitted by Toby_Boner on Mar 27, 11 at 12:39pm

    I guess it is possible to fuck some cents into a woman

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 27, 11 at 7:40pm

      BEST EVER

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      Submitted by fromadam2end on Mar 27, 11 at 10:19pm

      The penny was an understatement...

  • Submitted by cads on Mar 27, 11 at 10:34am

    If you had a nickel for every time...oh wait, nevermind you do.

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 27, 11 at 10:18am

    That's your tip.

  • Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 27, 11 at 10:51am

    wow, everyday low prices

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 27, 11 at 11:50am

    Sounds like a pussy parking meter. The guy puts a coin in the slot and he can park his load.

  • Submitted by aab on Mar 27, 11 at 10:41am

    dont spend it all in one place

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    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 27, 11 at 1:03pm

    omg all these replies are hilarious. good job guys. i need to step up my game

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 27, 11 at 10:23am

    Keep the change, you slut.

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    Submitted by magnus211 on Mar 27, 11 at 2:52pm

    don't say I never gave you anything

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    Submitted by Sneelok on Mar 27, 11 at 11:26am

    There's no way both of them didn't feel that at the time.

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    Submitted by UNconTROLLABLE on Mar 27, 11 at 12:12pm

    Yeah, and I'm still waiting for you to give me my change!

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    Submitted by SofaKingRad on Mar 27, 11 at 10:34am

    how do you let that happen?

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 30, 11 at 2:11pm

    Keep the change, you filthy animal!

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Mar 28, 11 at 12:25pm

    God I want her name to be Penny.

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    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:47am

    I would comment but Toby pretty much covered everything......

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    Submitted by ZUMassSlamherst on Mar 28, 11 at 3:37am

    These comments are amazing XD

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    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Mar 27, 11 at 4:08pm

    So that makes money the SECOND dirtiest thing you can put your hands on?!?!

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    Submitted by captainC on Mar 27, 11 at 11:18am

    Your officially a prostitute.

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    Submitted by BREE_pig_squeal on Mar 30, 11 at 8:27pm

    I guess you didn't find the dollar bill in your asshole yet.

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    Submitted by peachesforfree on Mar 27, 11 at 5:46pm

    Epic win.