woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Randomize
