So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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