I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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