hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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