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  • Only buy shine from an old-timer. It will be the finest alcohol you have ever consumed.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 27, 10 at 12:35pm
  • Correlation does not imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing "look over there"

    Submitted by 1082.41 on Dec 27, 10 at 12:33pm
  • going blind on moonshine started when people used to use old car radiators as part of there cooling unit on there still. they would run the boiled alcohol through the copper tubing to condense if back to moonshine. it would sit inside the thump keg. if you don't know what a thump keg is you shouldn't be drinking moon shine anyway.

    Submitted by Chief1998 on Dec 29, 10 at 6:46am
  • The "risk" of blindness is only if the alcoholic content comes from methanol as opposed to ethanol, what you're drinking normally. Methanol is metabolized in the human body into formaldehyde, which is what causes the blindness. So if billy joe bob knows what he's doing when making the moonshine, you're all good. Drink up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous111 on Dec 27, 10 at 11:24am
  • That sounds dangerous! They should make it illegal or something!

    Submitted by preciseprecision on Dec 27, 10 at 10:30am
  • @1082.41 Thank You! Someone pulled out the xkcd reference! I love you stranger!

    Submitted by Herr_Awesome on Dec 28, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Big deal, it's just your eyes. What do you need 'em for anyway?

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 27, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Hahaha guess if you're gonna get drunk or make yourself blind, might as well kill two birds with one stone.

    Submitted by cwgrlqt on Dec 27, 10 at 10:34am
  • My buddy's recipe has been passed down thru 3 generations of drunks and nobody's needed a seein eye dog so far, so I think we're good

    Submitted by eemes on Dec 27, 10 at 11:47am