There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
