Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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I'm offended boo hoo! Serreuslly, he (or she) wassnt personally insulting your late grandma/grandpa so please stop whining
as a woman, i can attest to this
That is so true. 1 fuck up cancels out 100 good things.
2:45 well I DO suffer from a tragic addiction to the taste of penis. It's wonderful.
That's pretty good.
You guys need to calm down my grandpa died of alzheimers too and I thought this was funny. He didn't insult people with the disiese just chill and move on he wasn't trying to hurt anyone
Did you find this joke on google??? TFLN = Texts From Last Night
I'm a girl w. a gf & I thought it was funny.
pretty sure it's a grandmother
soooooo true hahahaha
this text is pretty funny...but i understand why women do this (im a 20 yr straight guy) but ive had gfs..and i have 2 sisters and i have taken classes that talk about this subject,society makes them like this by saying your not pretty enough inless you look like this..and they grow up hearing these things wether they notice or not..meaning they really do need us to tell them what they are because if we dont all they hear is negative things
i totally agree with this lol
oh, and guys don't have to deal with looking good and being good in bed? au contraire.
also, not at all true. i remembered every little nice thing my ex said and did for me, which makes the moving on part that much more difficult.
Jesus, 2:48PM, are you really talking like that as an adult? You sound twelve.
hahhahahaha.. oh, so true.
guys can take a shower and walk out of the house. girls cannot.
i find it hilarious, it's so true.
girls have to deal with pregnancy, periods, looking good, being good in bed, etc.
guys have to deal with girls.
let's call it even.
har har har 3:06 good one
at least you know this now lmao :P
my maw maw died of alzheimers. it was the slowest most painful thing to watch happen over a long period of time.
i did NOT find this TFLN amusing.
This isn't funny at all. My grandmother died of alzheimers. This should be removed. I am offended.
You've gotta suffer through these lame posts before you get the golden egg "There's bread in your mailbox I'm eating it... Nevermind it's newspaper" posts.
That's fucking hilarious! I never heard that before.
goddamn it my kèyboard is fuçkéd
SO TRUE!!!! Fuck an a man.
WTF is a "maw maw"?
6:50 - sorry about your "maw maw" and all, but if easily offended, you probably shouldn't be on this site to begin with.
"A broad?" Wtf did the 1930's shit you out or something?
3:02 and 3:06 are probably fat woman who need this type of reinforcement, otherwise they lock themselves in their room all night with ben & jerrys watching Jon and Kate plus 8
i'm a "broad" too, and this post is lame, NOT because it is a woman joke (i laugh at those too), but because it just plain isn't funny. 2:44 is right.
11:04 that's not even remotely even. I'd call you an idiot but it's pretty clear you are one. Go through a fraction of that, THEN speak. Till then, STFU. You don't have to deal with girls if you don't want to, plenty of your own sex willing to open their "holes" to you.. you can close your eyes and pretend.
Their brains can't retain that much info.
2:50 what do you live under a rock?\nI hear people say it all the time.
im a girl and i thought this was pretty funny. however, 650 im sorry about your maw maw :(
244 stop being an asshole. cocksucker