We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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