Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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