i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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