I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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