Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The best revenge is premature balding
this just has baby written all over it
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
