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  • 58 38
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 10:39am

    So you're just there to fuck him, not for romance?

  • 47 37
    Submitted by ittybit420 on Oct 10, 11 at 11:32am

    I've said these exact words

  • 49 41
    Submitted by weak on Oct 10, 11 at 10:12am

    ooookay..

  • 47 41
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 12, 11 at 1:12am

    I understand this on a rational level, but I simultaneously find it an odd thing to nit pick on an irrational level.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by skatedonthate on Oct 11, 11 at 1:11am

    sounds like my mom..the ear part

    • 39 33
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 12, 11 at 1:08am

      Kinda disturbing you know that about your mother.

  • 43 36
    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 10, 11 at 8:35pm

    Dreamcatcher is a romantic

  • 49 50
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 10, 11 at 3:08pm

    np, so "fuck pig" and grabbing the back of your head are still turn-ons...

  • 44 43
    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Oct 11, 11 at 2:32pm

    FRANKS & BEANS!!!

  • 36 31
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Feb 5, 12 at 7:53am

    I understand completely

  • 45 51
    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 10, 11 at 3:51pm

    What about Honey and twirling your hair?

  • 40 46
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:28am

    Hooker etiquette 101

  • 26 33
    Submitted by cattack on Oct 21, 12 at 3:55am

    #preach