drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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