brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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