Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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