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  • Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 25, 13 at 10:52am

    Wouldn't it be your second strip club next time?

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    Submitted by AngrySailor on Dec 25, 13 at 4:58pm

    Christmas eve eve?... You mean "Tipsy's eve" that's an eastern Canada thing. If you think you can drink you haven't seen shit. It's the biggest drunk on Newfoundland.

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 25, 13 at 5:08pm

      There's a Newfie joke in here somewhere.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Dec 29, 13 at 2:47am

    Not to worry. You'll never have a first strip club again.