so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven