The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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