this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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