i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
