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  • People arguing over texts, fucking priceless. And yes they're real. Very real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • Very real. I've dated a few. It's like eating an entire bag of gummi bears at once...seems like a good idea at the time, but afterwards you feel nauseated and regretful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:38pm
  • You've obviously never been to long island.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 1:17 your a first class jackass go drown in your own vomit with a nice bottle of whiskey you fucking souless Ginger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:49am
  • 7:23, do you REALLY think you're cool to post "FIRST"? You're the first fucktard, I'll agree with that but you are anything but COOL YOU FUCKIN ASSWIPE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Is it because of that show. Most guidos are UGLY they just have hot bodies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:18pm
  • nope, they're definately real, definately douche bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Only god can judge us. So who are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 1216. I'm sorry for you lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:46am
  • Are we really gonna do this? Are we gonna start talkin about guidos all the time now because of that low budget real world knockoff Jersey Shore? REAL FUCKING COOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:29am
  • Gotta love the south. Not many guido fucks down here. I say we put them in a circus and hve People pay money to point and laugh at them. Or just kill them all. Very slowly and painfully.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Your talking to my boy all wrong, say that again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:51am
  • Well said 8:06. So true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Guidos good sir are not stupid! I'm a high honor role student...and a proud guido.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:10pm
  • ahhhh missouri... don't worry ur not missing ANYTHING!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:20pm
  • If only they were....wouldn't life be that much more grand?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:35am
  • Fist pumping like a champ all night baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Hey! Guidos are hilarious to hang out with!! Really!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:39am
  • All guidos should die of cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:25pm
  • speak for yourself, long island poster,, I live on long island and never met one. but then, i dont live in an italian area. on the other hand, jersey is filled with em yeah, thats why mtv did jersey show . and no theyre not escapees from long island. no one RU to that filthy mess of a state. 'garden state' my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:50pm
  • These guidos are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Hell yea I live in Clarksville Tennessee and I deff would pay money to point and laugh at a bunch of fake tan, loud mouth, steroid using, high hair, drunk ass jersey shore pricks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:45pm
  • you're a fucken guido

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:24pm
  • It's called jersey shore cause that's where all the guidos from long and staten island go to escape their disaster islands. The jersey guido is slightly rarer. But still prominent at the shore mostly. Or seacaucus. Or Bergen county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:39pm
  • 8:56, it's the "first" person on the post here. I was just happy cause I've never been the first person on one of these texts before so calm yaself down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Looovee that show!!! Who knew guidos could be so entertaining??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:51am
  • Ayyyyy broski, two heinekin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:15am
  • hahah is grease the best you can do?! And 104 unfortunately I have experienced the encounter w the Irish curse n you ppl know nothing about good food. Ur all disgusting ugly slobs :) take your whiskey n shut upppp already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:07am
  • I like how after you beat their ass, they like you more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 3:31 italian isn't a fucking race, its an ethnicity. Go back to school! Know what's funnier than Guidos.....? Listenening to fucktards argue with eachother about Guidos on the Interwebs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:16am
  • Very real. Very greasy. Staten island.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Don't for the Albanian and Greek guidos from the bronx and the AQ, respectively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Were you watching jersey shore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:50pm
  • have you been watching Jersey SHore on MTV too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:30pm
  • guidos do seem like a mythical creature in the 314. all i've seen are pictures, Jersey Shore (which has to be one of the worst yet best shows) and people who know of them and dressed as a guido for halloween this year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:01pm
  • yeah, well i kind of don't like how everyone thinks they can go around saying "guido" now. thanks mtv. everyone shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:32pm
  • no guidos take over jersey shore. they do not represent jersey shore and they are disgusting fake orange fist pumping freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:30am
  • Ok 8:07(1) your fucking retarded if you think JERSEY doesn't have guidos. Unless you live in the one town with Asians, your an idiot. Dumbass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:09pm
  • ITALIANS ARE THE BEST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:56am
  • Dec 7, 8:20 yes we are, we are missing a lot. it's MISSOURI. there's NOTHING HERE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:14pm
  • u can say shit about any race. Jews. mexis. blacks. but I'd rather b italian then anything else that's for damn sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:31am
  • i love how Italians always go back to potatoes and this theory of small dicks! clearly it has to be a theory unless you have had your hands on a few yourself? KILL ALL ITALIAN GREASBALL FUCKS, Boondock Saints MOther fuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:04am
  • guidos are very much real. i wish they would find their own island and get off mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 3:31 italian isn't a fucking race, its an ethnicity. Go back to school! Know what's funnier than Guidos.....? Listenening to fucktards argue with eachother about Guidos on the Interwebs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:16am
  • I feel the same way!! I have never seen one in real life!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Note to 1140. Nobody cares about your poor hick trailer park lowlife opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:19am
  • 2 Words : Jersey Shore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Wow the people saying guidos should be exterminated is absolutely disgusting. You'd think people would have more respect and heart after hitler. All of you who are talking shit on "guidos" are horrible. Just because they aren't like you or me, doesn't mean you have to say such heartless things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:16pm
  • This idea of the irish curse is BS, working in medicine i have seen it all. Italians and Irish are about the same, Germans and africans bigger, overall the smallest are you guys on here saying yours is the biggest!! grow you idiots, oh wait your all twelve!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:22am
  • come to long island...plenty of em here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:30pm
  • You guys are fucking retarded guidos and Italians different guidos give Italians a bad name.... Italians are not guidos, trashy jersey Italians are guidos.... J they are a joke outside of jersey....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:58am
  • Oh and 1216. I am jealous that the finest characteristics of your culture consist of meat and potatoes, tiny dicks, disgusting pale skin and the ability to ne the biggest lowlife slob at the bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:48am
  • Puff the Magic Dragon and Falcor are mythical. Guidos are real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:41pm
  • I'm Italian and some of the things said actually describe me. Funny shit though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:15am
  • Guidos make me feel bad about being Italian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Jersey shore is like the sweaty ball sack of America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:24pm
  • mythical douche bags more like it. Can't believe they gave those assclowns a TV show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:57pm
  • long island and staten island dont know shyttt. the show is called JERSEY SHORE for a reasonn. ya cant be guido and not be jersey.... and trust me theyre as real as you or mee hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:36pm
  • its kind of sad how one silly text brings out all this hatred ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:08am
  • While places like long island and new jersey have guidos, there are still us normal people! I am ashamed to say I lived among them. Not until I moved out of the NY region did I realize that that brand of douche wasn't as well known a thing until the "jaegerbomb" video came out. Ohh how I envy those who have not seen a guido. Be greatful..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 809i never said theres no guidos in jersey im saying stop fucking blaming guidos on us. The only guidos here came down from long island. Everyone sees jersey as a shithole guido state but your fucking dumbasses theres less guidos here then in Long Island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Fist pumping like champs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:53pm
  • clearly you've never been to jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 117= hysterical. Are you 4 yrs old? Lol. Gravy/red sauce is now period blood. Lmao n sorry meat and potatoes suck. The Irish know nothing else n f you like that, I'm sorry that you don't know any better. But u seem to have the capacity of a 4 yr old so go beat ur little dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16am
  • 219 I infact don't wish I was a guido/dego but if I did I would move to jersey, cut my dick off wave it around in the air screaming "look at me! Look at me!!!" and that is the exact same thing as being aa guido.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:30am
  • What the hell is wrong with all you people? Fuck you, there is nothing wrong with Italians. Trust me, I married one. Maybe it's the rest of you racist bastards who should be put to sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:58am
  • guidos are fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:01pm
  • 1:22.. You are completely right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:05pm
  • This is 10:33 again it isn't just 8:10 that's being a dick it's almost everyone here he/she just really pissed me off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:35pm
  • what makes you think only the Irish make fun of Guido shit heads? I am not either, Thank god! But I have friends of both, and we make fun of each other! so all you discriminating idiots get over yourselves for one second and realize that with out one, the other wouldn't be here either!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:00am
  • it's scary how REAL guidos are. I wish they were mythical creatures, then I wouldn't have to choke on the disgusting fumes of gel and hairspray eeking from their head... the worst part is, they actually think they look good, and don't get me started on "guidettes" I can't watch The Shore without wanting to throw up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Ahh the elusive guido, venture to nj and you will be convinced of their frightening reality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:54pm
  • a couple of my best buds are italian and definately not the typical guido. theyre cool guys. but his is the south... hate on the "guido" not the italians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Come to Staten Island...they won't seem so mythical after that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 8:10...don't make it seem like all italians are dicks ... I'm Italian and no one has a problem with with me so think before u talk shit about a group of ppl uve never even met

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:33pm
  • *Officially hates guy below me*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • sadly, Guidos are real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:50pm
  • This is horse shit, that's a terrible text. I have had much better (worse)c

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:32pm
  • They're real. some live a few doors down from me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:07pm
  • obviously haven't been to Rutgers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • Black haired italians are actually Mutts, true Italians are Blonde. The Black hair says that their ancestors slept with Africans, some time in the past. and corrupted their entire blood line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:57am
  • I wouldn't go that far. But seriously, people should STOP FUCKING GUIDOS. this way, they won't breed/ create more guidos, thus ending the cycle all together. Long island and jersey won't be taken over, and we can turn staten island back into a full time garbage dump. Actually it's very appropriate that guidos live on a garbage dump. Good planning by the city of NY. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I still miss Jeff :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Guidos are mythical creatures just like unicorns, fairies and Eskimos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 810... Greasy dick? Lol. I guess that's the best u can do. What are you anyway? Since you are talking as if you are so superior to one of the most beautiful cultures, I'd love to know what nationality you are? You sound absolutely absurd. A guido is like any other trashy person.. The association has nothing to do with being Italian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:14am
  • wow 8:10 that's REALLY fucked up. you disgust ne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Guido nights still exist at zacharys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:57pm
  • I feel the same, the only Guidos I met was when I was in the army and I didn't get the full guido experience, if only guidos were in hawaii. *Sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:47am
  • Rutgers is a shitty jersey state school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:57am
  • Everyone who's not Italian wishes they were. Known fact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:19am
  • Now go back to your trailer;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:49am
  • come to jersey and you'll see them everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 1248 what can you say? Italians havent done anything but bring us Olive oil, STD's, and greasball fucks like you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:01am
  • MA!!!! WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN PROTEIN?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:53am
  • Personally, I think they're low life douchebags, but you can't deny te fact that they're really hot. I would do anything for Ronnie. Pauly and Vinny aren't bad either. I hate Mike. He's waayyy too cocky. Snookie is really annoying and short. Angelina is a dirty whore and should go jump off a cliff. She's a Bitch. Sammi is whatever. Jwoww is smokin hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:26am
  • Guidos are pieces of dog shit and should be exterminated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Anyone hating on an Italian is hating on a guido and they are two very different things. A guido is just like any other wannabee person, regardless or ethnicity. Being guido and being Italian most certainly do not go hand in hand. So anyone hating on an Italian knows nothing and sounds absurd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I live in New Jersey, the actual Jersey Shore, (seaside, long branch, wildwood) definitely full of guidos looking for ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:04pm
  • there are italians in the US who don't live in jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 736 YOU sir dont know shit. Only one of those dudes on the shows from jersey the rest are from Long Island. Jersey hates guidos just as much as the rest of you. There are ZERO count em ZERO guidos in Lakeland fucking highschool and surrounding. highschools. 736 you must b from Long island if yu think guidos are from Jersey cuz yu just wanna blame someone else for the troubles you caused by housing and creating guidos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:07pm
  • i live in jersey...there's no guidos really and the ones that are get made fun of...also there is a lot of italians myself included and theyre just regular people so dont' say they should be exterminated or whatever people were saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 7:37 Those oompa loompa looking fucks are a disgrace to man kind. Get some standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:02pm
  • guidos are hiarious, and definitely real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • in that jersey shore show only like half of them are actually from jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:55pm
  • unfortunenately theyre all to real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Guidos make me hate being Sicilian. G-ross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:58pm
  • "if hating is your buisness...then I have a full time job for you!" Most hilarious show ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:23am
  • do not associate all italians with those douchers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Genuinely wish they were: they're an embarrassment to natural selection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:38pm
  • oh i only wish. lucky missouri. you clearly haven't seen parts of jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 316 I agree it's so sad. It's just very ignorant and stupid trashy ppl that talk out of their unqualifed mouths out of hatred and jealousy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:23pm
  • *officially hates guy below* guy...you probably live with your mother and are getting all your enjoyment by reading these texts. GUIDO FOR LIFE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I fucking hate Guidos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:53am
  • Guidos are the new "you were so drunk you ______" texts. FUCK THE TRENDS. This is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:53pm
  • (585): well your the only one...cuz this guido is real!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Guidos are lame but italians in general are fucking amazing. Best women, food, you fucking name it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Do they realize that MTV show makes them the butt of the whole world's joke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:16pm
  • then you obviously dont live on the island...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 810 must be a disgusting Irish slob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Ppl are legit jealous of Italians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:00am
  • My lazy Italian father works on wallstreet and provides for a wonderful loving and intelligent family.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:46am
  • gottta looove those sexxxy guidos (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Everyone hates guidos. Only Italians like them, and that's because they breed guidos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:10pm