I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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People arguing over texts, fucking priceless.
And yes they're real. Very real.
Very real. I've dated a few. It's like eating an entire bag of gummi bears at once...seems like a good idea at the time, but afterwards you feel nauseated and regretful.
You've obviously never been to long island.
1:17 your a first class jackass go drown in your own vomit with a nice bottle of whiskey you fucking souless Ginger
7:23, do you REALLY think you're cool to post "FIRST"? You're the first fucktard, I'll agree with that but you are anything but COOL YOU FUCKIN ASSWIPE
Is it because of that show. Most guidos are UGLY they just have hot bodies
Only god can judge us. So who are you?
nope, they're definately real, definately douche bags.
1216. I'm sorry for you lol
Are we really gonna do this? Are we gonna start talkin about guidos all the time now because of that low budget real world knockoff Jersey Shore? REAL FUCKING COOL.
Gotta love the south. Not many guido fucks down here. I say we put them in a circus and hve
People pay money to point and laugh at them.
Or just kill them all. Very slowly and painfully.
Your talking to my boy all wrong, say that again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Well said 8:06. So true.
Guidos good sir are not stupid! I'm a high honor role student...and a proud guido.
ahhhh missouri... don't worry ur not missing ANYTHING!
Hey! Guidos are hilarious to hang out with!! Really!!!
If only they were....wouldn't life be that much more grand?
Fist pumping like a champ all night baby!
These guidos are making me thirsty.
speak for yourself, long island poster,, I live on long island and never met one. but then, i dont live in an italian area.
on the other hand, jersey is filled with em
yeah, thats why mtv did jersey show . and no theyre not escapees from long island. no one RU to that filthy mess of a state. 'garden state' my ass
All guidos should die of cancer
Hell yea I live in Clarksville Tennessee and I deff would pay money to point and laugh at a bunch of fake tan, loud mouth, steroid using, high hair, drunk ass jersey shore pricks
It's called jersey shore cause that's where all the guidos from long and staten island go to escape their disaster islands. The jersey guido is slightly rarer. But still prominent at the shore mostly. Or seacaucus. Or Bergen county.
you're a fucken guido
8:56, it's the "first" person on the post here. I was just happy cause I've never been the first person on one of these texts before so calm yaself down.
hahah is grease the best you can do?! And 104 unfortunately I have experienced the encounter w the Irish curse n you ppl know nothing about good food. Ur all disgusting ugly slobs :) take your whiskey n shut upppp already
Looovee that show!!! Who knew guidos could be so entertaining??
Ayyyyy broski, two heinekin.
I like how after you beat their ass, they like you more
Very real. Very greasy. Staten island.
3:31 italian isn't a fucking race, its an ethnicity. Go back to school!
Know what's funnier than Guidos.....? Listenening to fucktards argue with eachother about Guidos on the Interwebs
no guidos take over jersey shore. they do not represent jersey shore and they are disgusting fake orange fist pumping freaks
Don't for the Albanian and Greek guidos from the bronx and the AQ, respectively.
Were you watching jersey shore?
have you been watching Jersey SHore on MTV too?
ITALIANS ARE THE BEST
guidos do seem like a mythical creature in the 314. all i've seen are pictures, Jersey Shore (which has to be one of the worst yet best shows) and people who know of them and dressed as a guido for halloween this year.
yeah, well i kind of don't like how everyone thinks they can go around saying "guido" now. thanks mtv. everyone shut the fuck up
Ok 8:07(1) your fucking retarded if you think JERSEY doesn't have guidos. Unless you live in the one town with Asians, your an idiot. Dumbass...
i love how Italians always go back to potatoes and this theory of small dicks! clearly it has to be a theory unless you have had your hands on a few yourself?
KILL ALL ITALIAN GREASBALL FUCKS,
Boondock Saints MOther fuckers
Dec 7, 8:20
yes we are, we are missing a lot. it's MISSOURI. there's NOTHING HERE.
u can say shit about any race. Jews. mexis. blacks. but I'd rather b italian then anything else that's for damn sure
Note to 1140. Nobody cares about your poor hick trailer park lowlife opinion.
guidos are very much real. i wish they would find their own island and get off mine.
I feel the same way!! I have never seen one in real life!!
2 Words : Jersey Shore
Wow the people saying guidos should be exterminated is absolutely disgusting. You'd think people would have more respect and heart after hitler. All of you who are talking shit on "guidos" are horrible. Just because they aren't like you or me, doesn't mean you have to say such heartless things.
Oh and 1216. I am jealous that the finest characteristics of your culture consist of meat and potatoes, tiny dicks, disgusting pale skin and the ability to ne the biggest lowlife slob at the bar
I'm Italian and some of the things said actually describe me. Funny shit though
come to long island...plenty of em here
You guys are fucking retarded guidos and Italians different guidos give Italians a bad name.... Italians are not guidos, trashy jersey Italians are guidos.... J they are a joke outside of jersey....
This idea of the irish curse is BS, working in medicine i have seen it all. Italians and Irish are about the same, Germans and africans bigger, overall the smallest are you guys on here saying yours is the biggest!! grow you idiots, oh wait your all twelve!
Jersey shore is like the sweaty ball sack of America
Guidos make me feel bad about being Italian.
Puff the Magic Dragon and Falcor are mythical. Guidos are real.
mythical douche bags more like it. Can't believe they gave those assclowns a TV show.
its kind of sad how one silly text brings out all this hatred ..
long island and staten island dont know shyttt.
the show is called JERSEY SHORE for a reasonn.
ya cant be guido and not be jersey....
and trust me theyre as real as you or mee hahahaha.
While places like long island and new jersey have guidos, there are still us normal people! I am ashamed to say I lived among them. Not until I moved out of the NY region did I realize that that brand of douche wasn't as well known a thing until the "jaegerbomb" video came out. Ohh how I envy those who have not seen a guido. Be greatful..
809i never said theres no guidos in jersey im saying stop fucking blaming guidos on us. The only guidos here came down from long island. Everyone sees jersey as a shithole guido state but your fucking dumbasses theres less guidos here then in Long Island
117= hysterical. Are you 4 yrs old? Lol. Gravy/red sauce is now period blood. Lmao n sorry meat and potatoes suck. The Irish know nothing else n f you like that, I'm sorry that you don't know any better. But u seem to have the capacity of a 4 yr old so go beat ur little dick.
clearly you've never been to jersey.
Fist pumping like champs
219 I infact don't wish I was a guido/dego but if I did I would move to jersey, cut my dick off wave it around in the air screaming "look at me! Look at me!!!" and that is the exact same thing as being aa guido.
What the hell is wrong with all you people? Fuck you, there is nothing wrong with Italians. Trust me, I married one. Maybe it's the rest of you racist bastards who should be put to sleep.
This is 10:33 again it isn't just 8:10 that's being a dick it's almost everyone here he/she just really pissed me off
guidos are fucking stupid
1:22.. You are completely right.
what makes you think only the Irish make fun of Guido shit heads? I am not either, Thank god! But I have friends of both, and we make fun of each other! so all you discriminating idiots get over yourselves for one second and realize that with out one, the other wouldn't be here either!!
Ahh the elusive guido, venture to nj and you will be convinced of their frightening reality
it's scary how REAL guidos are. I wish they were mythical creatures, then I wouldn't have to choke on the disgusting fumes of gel and hairspray eeking from their head... the worst part is, they actually think they look good, and don't get me started on "guidettes" I can't watch The Shore without wanting to throw up
a couple of my best buds are italian and definately not the typical guido. theyre cool guys. but his is the south... hate on the "guido" not the italians.
Come to Staten Island...they won't seem so mythical after that...
8:10...don't make it seem like all italians are dicks ... I'm Italian and no one has a problem with with me so think before u talk shit about a group of ppl uve never even met
*Officially hates guy below me*
sadly, Guidos are real
This is horse shit, that's a terrible text. I have had much better (worse)c
I wouldn't go that far. But seriously, people should STOP FUCKING GUIDOS. this way, they won't breed/ create more guidos, thus ending the cycle all together. Long island and jersey won't be taken over, and we can turn staten island back into a full time garbage dump. Actually it's very appropriate that guidos live on a garbage dump. Good planning by the city of NY. Haha
obviously haven't been to Rutgers.
Black haired italians are actually Mutts, true Italians are Blonde. The Black hair says that their ancestors slept with Africans, some time in the past. and corrupted their entire blood line.
They're real. some live a few doors down from me.
I still miss Jeff
wow 8:10 that's REALLY fucked up. you disgust ne
Guidos are mythical creatures just like unicorns, fairies and Eskimos.
810... Greasy dick? Lol. I guess that's the best u can do. What are you anyway? Since you are talking as if you are so superior to one of the most beautiful cultures, I'd love to know what nationality you are? You sound absolutely absurd. A guido is like any other trashy person.. The association has nothing to do with being Italian.
Guido nights still exist at zacharys
Rutgers is a shitty jersey state school.
Everyone who's not Italian wishes they were. Known fact
I feel the same, the only Guidos I met was when I was in the army and I didn't get the full guido experience, if only guidos were in hawaii. *Sigh*
come to jersey and you'll see them everywhere.
Now go back to your trailer;)
1248 what can you say? Italians havent done anything but bring us Olive oil, STD's, and greasball fucks like you!
MA!!!! WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN PROTEIN?!?
Anyone hating on an Italian is hating on a guido and they are two very different things. A guido is just like any other wannabee person, regardless or ethnicity. Being guido and being Italian most certainly do not go hand in hand. So anyone hating on an Italian knows nothing and sounds absurd
Personally, I think they're low life douchebags, but you can't deny te fact that they're really hot. I would do anything for Ronnie. Pauly and Vinny aren't bad either. I hate Mike. He's waayyy too cocky. Snookie is really annoying and short. Angelina is a dirty whore and should go jump off a cliff. She's a
Bitch. Sammi is whatever. Jwoww is smokin hot.
Guidos are pieces of dog shit and should be exterminated.
I live in New Jersey, the actual Jersey Shore, (seaside, long branch, wildwood) definitely full of guidos looking for ass.
7:37 Those oompa loompa looking fucks are a disgrace to man kind. Get some standards.
there are italians in the US who don't live in jersey
736 YOU sir dont know shit. Only one of those dudes on the shows from jersey the rest are from Long Island. Jersey hates guidos just as much as the rest of you.
There are ZERO count em ZERO guidos in Lakeland fucking highschool and surrounding. highschools. 736 you must b from Long island if yu think guidos are from Jersey cuz yu just wanna blame someone else for the troubles you caused by housing and creating guidos
unfortunenately theyre all to real
i live in jersey...there's no guidos really and the ones that are get made fun of...also there is a lot of italians myself included and theyre just regular people so dont' say they should be exterminated or whatever people were saying
in that jersey shore show only like half of them are actually from jersey
"if hating is your buisness...then I have a full time job for you!" Most hilarious show ever.
guidos are hiarious, and definitely real
Guidos make me hate being Sicilian. G-ross.
do not associate all italians with those douchers.
Genuinely wish they were: they're an embarrassment to natural selection.
316 I agree it's so sad. It's just very ignorant and stupid trashy ppl that talk out of their unqualifed mouths out of hatred and jealousy
*officially hates guy below* guy...you probably live with your mother and are getting all your enjoyment by reading these texts. GUIDO FOR LIFE!
oh i only wish. lucky missouri.
you clearly haven't seen parts of jersey.
I fucking hate Guidos
Guidos are the new "you were so drunk you ______" texts. FUCK THE TRENDS. This is fake.
(585): well your the only one...cuz this guido is real!
Guidos are lame but italians in general are fucking amazing. Best women, food, you fucking name it.
Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.
Do they realize that MTV show makes them the butt of the whole world's joke?
Ppl are legit jealous of Italians.
then you obviously dont live on the island...
810 must be a disgusting Irish slob
My lazy Italian father works on wallstreet and provides for a wonderful loving and intelligent family.
gottta looove those sexxxy guidos (:
Everyone hates guidos. Only Italians like them, and that's because they breed guidos.