I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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