something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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The deal closer - "Can we play some call of duty afterwards?". It'll better the odds of success by 5000%.
Next time, try offering yourself after making me a sandwich. French Toast is also acceptable.
this is offensive. who doesnt want a sex slave
Is funny cause you're fat.
You must have a face like a foot.
offer to rub his back and watch him play video games. and make him food.. thats the perfect woman, period.
Oh, my home Yonkers. How you never cease to amuse me.
That's like asking who wants a STD! You're easy and there's probably something wrong with you.
I agree with Ryan m
Ur close to me, maybe we should meet and u can be my slave
Well if your ever up in my area, youll be my slave. You can meet the boss an how big he really is.
What does your vagina look like?