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  • The deal closer - "Can we play some call of duty afterwards?". It'll better the odds of success by 5000%.

    Submitted by RyanM on Jan 20, 11 at 11:17am
  • Next time, try offering yourself after making me a sandwich. French Toast is also acceptable.

    Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Jan 20, 11 at 9:10am
  • this is offensive. who doesnt want a sex slave

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 20, 11 at 10:18am
  • Is funny cause you're fat.

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Jan 20, 11 at 9:43am
  • You must have a face like a foot.

    Submitted by ltwiggles on Jan 20, 11 at 4:16pm
  • offer to rub his back and watch him play video games. and make him food.. thats the perfect woman, period.

    Submitted by eastswk10 on Jan 20, 11 at 1:47pm
  • Oh, my home Yonkers. How you never cease to amuse me.

    Submitted by PotatoHead on Jan 20, 11 at 6:03pm
  • Ur close to me, maybe we should meet and u can be my slave

    Submitted by Ltapachebravo on Jan 21, 11 at 7:14am
  • That's like asking who wants a STD! You're easy and there's probably something wrong with you.

    Submitted by amw88 on May 11, 11 at 1:07am
  • I agree with Ryan m

    Submitted by MrDrSexy on Jan 21, 11 at 11:58am
  • What does your vagina look like?

    Submitted by thatdangguy10 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:07pm
  • Well if your ever up in my area, youll be my slave. You can meet the boss an how big he really is.

    Submitted by tacosmile on Jan 20, 11 at 10:51am